MF's Rule #1: On The Subject of Ladies of Low Moral Fiber

I’m going to periodically be posting something I’m calling “MF’s Rules for Living a More Fully Actualized Existence”. Not because it will be helpful to anyone but because I like to spew pseudo-wisdom. Rule #1: Avoid Ladies Of Ill-Repute. I knew a guy in the service who went UA from Okinawa to chase down a stress relief professional that he'd fallen in love with in South Korea. She'd gotten tipped off through the kimchi telegraph that he was a comin' and was able to avoid him by moving from camp to camp, one step ahead of him. The MPs caught up to him after two weeks of unsuccessful stalking and sent him back to the Rock where he lost a stripe and did two weeks in Correctional Custody, which is kind of like Brig Lite. As soon as he got out he made a mad dash back to Seoul to find his roving honey-wa. Last I heard he was in the Brig stateside awaiting the "Big Chicken Dinner", or Bad Conduct Discharge. This was a smart, well liked, level headed guy who threw it all away over a purveyor of pleasure. I think there's a blues song in there somewhere. Regardless, adhere to the Righteous Path and only date girls that your mother would approve of! It's too late for most of the rest of us.